God if you exist you must protect this man.
God if you exist you must be protecting this man.
God if you do not exist, start fucking existing and protect this man.
God if you do not exist, then quit your slacking.
God if you exist you are doing a shitty job.
God if you exist I had better start praising you.

God if you exist you are my rock and my help.
God if you do not exist you are my rock and my help.
God if you exist I expect an explanation.
God if you do not exist i will be disappointed when there is no explanation.
God if you exist I will be disappointed when there is no explanation.

God if you exist I am angry at you.
God if you do not exist I am angry at you about that too.
God whether you exist or not, please please please
please please please please
please please please please please let him
be okay.